Day care worker: When we were singing a dinosaur song, Ashlyn started roaring like a dinosaur.
Me: Yes, Ashlyn likes dinosaurs. She pretends that they are coming to get her.
Day care worker: It was just so funny, because she's usually so quiet.
5 minutes later, in the car:
Ashlyn: AAHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Me: What's wrong, Ashlyn?
Ashlyn: AAAHHH! AHHHH! AAAHHH!!!!!!! My buddha, My BUDDHAAAAAA! (Buddha is how she says granola bar.)
Me: Hold on, Ashlyn. Stop screaming.
I pull over to try to calm her down.
MP: Is there a problem?
Me: My daughter is throwing a fit, so I'm trying to calm her down. (Go away.)
Ashlyn: AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!
I start driving, turn up the radio, and contemplate the mysteries of my QUIET child.